it’s the most surreal thing i know, to wake up every morning and bed down every night and have a tiny voice in your head wrench your entire consciousness out of itself and ask quite objectively and in bewilderment how the hell our sorry-sack-of-shit-self is still alive after all this time
every day, more and more of the world ablates due to my incompetence and inability to handle the ebb and flow of the world- a captain of a soul who can’t sail, as it were
no matter what i do, no matter how much better i’m doing, no matter how accomodating or confident i try to seem it’s just not good enough, but no one can or wants to give me the secret to keeping everything together
i thought maybe i could be fixed, but the doctor just made a new set of problems and put me on medication
medication, now there’s a joke
it doesn’t make anything better, it does exactly what the movies say- you’re just numb to everything, you just stand back and watch your life crumble around you and it just props you up and forces your eyes open to watch it
and every night, after all the “progress” i’ve made, all i can think is to wonder how the hell i made it through another day and to berate myself for wasting more space and time and attention of better folk than i

person: she--
me: it's he.
person: *condescending smile* well, on your birth certificate--
me: yeah, it also says ' 8lbs, 6 oz ' -- a lot has changed over the years
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ryanccole:

monasticmaestoso:

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet

wait a second are you telling me

that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????

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ultrafacts:

Source (Want more facts? Click HERE to follow)

ultrafacts:

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time-lord-vonnegut:

Scientific method.

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adventuresandshopping:

Hand Crafted Dungeons Basic Dungeon Tiles Set 1 - Outland Arts
http://bit.ly/OutlandArtsDungeon (affiliate link to product page)
$12.99 USD PDF and VTT files from DTRPG
If I wasn’t already designing my own tiles I would definitely consider downloading Sets 1 and 2 of these. :)
The pictures are a selection of the diagrams from the product description.
Sample File http://www.outlandarts.com/Handcrafted-Dungeons/HandCrafted-Dungeons-Set-1-Full-Color-10pg-SAMPLE.pdf

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gojira-senpai:

susfishcious:

AND THAT WAS THE HYPEST MOMENT IN CINEMA HISTORY

LITERALLY ME

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sickomobb:

i seen ya momma come home wit a different man every night while u was at summer camp
#butthatsnoneofmybusiness

sickomobb:

i seen ya momma come home wit a different man every night while u was at summer camp

#butthatsnoneofmybusiness

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lion:

a—perfectly-good-heart:

penis-hilton:

lion:



AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE THE ONE WITH THE WHITE PEOPLE WAS MORE EXPENSIVE BUT THEN REALITY SLAPPED ME RIGHT IN THE FACE OH LORD LET US PRAY

i don’t fucking care about your opinions. you ugly black people should be happy to even be on a cover like this so stop complaining

"ugly black people"… when you lookin like a dollar store version of iggy azalea with drake eyebrows

lion:

a—perfectly-good-heart:

penis-hilton:

lion:

AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE THE ONE WITH THE WHITE PEOPLE WAS MORE EXPENSIVE BUT THEN REALITY SLAPPED ME RIGHT IN THE FACE OH LORD LET US PRAY

i don’t fucking care about your opinions. you ugly black people should be happy to even be on a cover like this so stop complaining

"ugly black people"… when you lookin like a dollar store version of iggy azalea with drake eyebrows

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moshingice:

you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?

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why are bats stigmatized as being creepy?

elfpen:

I mean

look at these things

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they’re like tiny

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fluffy

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dragons

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but instead of breathing fire they squeak and cuddle 

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in caves

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and leaves

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and they have funny ears and noses

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I mean really

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bats are amazing

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ciggers:

 ciggers:

when I take a picture of somebody :

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when I ask somebody to take a picture of me :

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